....you can put your cocks away now this is about my trip to the beach.

Last Monday because we had nothing better to do with our lives me and my friends decided to head down to the local beach for the day. We then proceeded to spend 2 hours digging a hole (it kept collapsing in on us) only to fill it in five minutes later. However, since one of my friends was stood in the 5'6" deep hole, it was totally worth filling it in. However, she didn't end up being buried as deep as we hoped.

After these sheanigans we had proper Devon ice cream, and if anyone tells you Devon ice cream is not the best in the world then they're a filthy liar who should be removed from the face of the earth. (Yeh that's right I advocated genocide what are you going to do about it). However, the meal we had afterwards was not so good as my steak was probably 3/5 water, 1/5 fat and 1/5 decent meat. Serves me right for getting a £4 steak.

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